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Women Say Best Lovers are From Spain and Germans are Too Smelly
What the hell?
Sometimes… just sometimes the Internet can be the funniest place in the world… especially when you read an article like this one:
German men are ‘world’s worst lovers’ with English men in second place
So let me sum it up for my readers… apparently 15,000 women bothered to answer a ridiculous poll about which country ranks where in terms of how the men perform as lovers…
And these folks came up with a top ten and a… bottom ten. And uh oh…
Top 10 List of WORLD’S BEST LOVERS
- Spain
- Brazil
- Italy
- France
- Ireland
- South Africa
- Australia
- New Zealand
- Denmark
- Canada
Top Ten List of WORLD’S WORST LOVERS:
- Germany (too smelly)
- England (too lazy)
- Sweden (too quick)
- Holland (too dominating)
- America (too rough)
- Greece (too lovey-dovey)
- Wales (too selfish)
- Scotland (too loud)
- Turkey (too sweaty)
- Russia (too hairy)
These best and worst lists of lovers seem fake but accurate… based upon our perceptions of the countries involved. But still I don’t know about this one… they did ask 15,000 women…
But it is so hilarious… and you know what? A woman’s viewpoint can be all over the map about the men they desire… so for one woman to say the Russian men are too hairy… I bet you can find another woman who doesn’t care about it… as long as the man makes up for it in other departments.
But here is a great tip guys… women do notice details (as you can see from the poll results above). So be sure to trim your beard, goatee, mustache or whatever. Brush and floss daily. Get a hair cut if your hair becomes unmanageable and you no longer look like long-haired Tarzan of the jungle.
How about the clothes you wear? Are they “cool?” Remember, it is way cooler to fit in your crowd than stand out.
But I got a few well-chosen comments about the poll results above… (maybe not so much well-chosen…). 
Que? Did someone say Spain?
1. Germany (too smelly)
Huh? Smelly? I would have thought the German men would have been too predictable and organized by the book. “Vee vill haf zee lovemaking from 19:00 to 19:30, und zen vee vill haf zee TV vatching. Prepared for love position #5 in zee official book. Do not be late!!
8. Scotland (too loud)
When I saw that Scotland was represented… (on the lousy lay list)… I could practically hear Scotty from the original Star Trek reporting: “SHE’S TAKIN’ ALL SHE CAN STAND… IF I GIVE ‘ER SOME MORE POWER… SHE IS GOING TO COME APART AT THE SEAMS… SHE IS.”
I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!
I’m sure you can find other ways to poke fun at the short comings of these countries… feel free to post a comment at the end of this post… but I ask one thing of you… keep it clean or I will delete it. Thanks man.
But the truth of the matter is this… it is entirely possible to end up on the best lovers list… no matter which country you live. It is a matter of understanding what women want and YOU choosing the one you want.
If you let the woman choose you my friend… it’s over… might as well zip it up because you won’t be using it for a while.
So check out The Master Plan by Scot McKay… it is by far the BEST program that I have ever reviewed for guys to find the BEST high quality woman for them… for a long term relationship.
So let’s get to work here guys… and forget the ridiculous polls… besides, what is more important to you? Living the life of your dreams or being perpetually confused by women… when she doesn’t even know what she wants?
talk soon,
John
P.S. And before you tear me apart ladies… think about it… I mean really think about it… what exactly do you truly want in a man? I bet you most women won’t agree on the same things… so there!
Topics: Dating Tips for Men | Tags: scot mckay, the master plan, what women want | 5 Comments »
July 25th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
This is a pretty funny article…however I am curious where the women came from?
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August 6th, 2010 at 11:38 pm
Funny article indeed. Spain get to keep the World Cup and the Best Lover Title?
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October 11th, 2010 at 9:28 am
this is hilarious! let me just add that there are ways to decipher women’s body language. Whoever what type of woman you like, you can have her as long as you are equipped with proper tools. good job man! this is really funny.
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November 21st, 2011 at 9:30 pm
New Zealand and Denmark? Hmmm, well having been to both places the men didn’t strike me as the most sexy…of course I didn’t meet all of them….lol
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November 30th, 2011 at 3:40 am
one of the most-hilarious articles have read in quite some time – thanks to all –
The good news is Spanish make better lovers than the English men. U.S, England, Germany and Russia are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love. I would also very much like to know the Women version of the list.
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