3 Totally Bizzarre Things that Makes You Say

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3 Totally Bizzarre Things that Makes You Say – Damn!

I know, I know this post is completely irrelevant to my blog… but as a special treat for my readers… I decided to list 3 totally off the wall things that can only make you say one word… DAMN!!

Oregon man was cited for keeping a 12 freakin’ foot long WHITE SHARK! Apparently, the guy must be so dumb because there is a very good reason that it is unlawful to possess Great White sharks… would it because YOU my friend, is the food? I seriously doubt this idiot can ever be rehabilitated… why don’t you just save the time and throw him out in the ocean with some chum? Just damn!
Redneck woman from Alabama has 13 year old daughter sitting inside cardboard box… on top of a van… on the highway… but for safety purposes the cardboard box was secured with some clothes hangers. When she got pulled over by the police… they asked her what was she thinking? She said the box was too big to put inside the van so she had her daughter hold the box down… There is a reason why they say stupid people shouldn’t breed… My candidate for Mom of the Year… just damn!
I like to pick on Megan Fox… not because she is so pretty… but because you just never know what the hell Megan is going to talk about next… and boy, she sure delivers a good quotable quote this time… “I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” Just damn Megan! Have you ever heard of TMI? This is it… now let me tell you my dear readers my greatest fear… that Megan Fox is actually going to read this blog post and then sic that crying Britney Spear guy after me… “Leave Megan alone!! She’s human!