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		<title>Dumbest Story of the Week&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 01:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[redneck]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And you absolutely won&#8217;t believe me on this one&#8230; well&#8230; maybe you will&#8230; A woman crashed her car in Florida&#8230; that&#8217;s bad While she was shaving her bikini area&#8230; uh well&#8230; But her ex-husband was steering from the passenger side. ??? And she was on the way to see her current boyfriend. [scratching head] But [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wacky Friday Video Day &#8211; Does Being Drunk Improve Your Dating Chances?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s talk a little about being drunk&#8230; They say a drunk man&#8217;s words are a sober man&#8217;s thoughts. Well, that certainly can be true! And besides&#8230; there is nothing attractive about being drunk. Even Winston Churchill, the great British statesman from World War 2 who exhorted his fellow country men to&#8230;. &#8220;Never, never, never give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wacky Friday Video Day &#8211; If You Are Going to Lie Make it a Very Passionate One</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:55:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave m.]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey hey hey! How is it going today? Guess what? Today is Wacky Friday Video Day! And what does that mean? It means I select the funniest video that I watched this week and posted it on my blog for your viewing pleasure&#8230; After watching this video&#8230; I felt that the commercials we get in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Totally Bizzarre Things that Makes You Say &#8211; Damn!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:16:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know, I know this post is completely irrelevant to my blog&#8230; but as a special treat for my readers&#8230; I decided to list 3 totally off the wall things that can only make you say one word&#8230; DAMN!! Oregon man was cited for keeping a 12 freakin&#8217; foot long WHITE SHARK! Apparently, the guy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lou&#8230; Your Dog is Peeing on My Truck!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[miscellaneous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last Sunday I was visiting a good friend of mine&#8230; we decided to go into town and get some errands done&#8230; Actually, we just wanted to burn up some time before the football game started&#8230; So I parked my truck outside and jumped into my friend&#8217;s truck. As we were pulling out of his garage&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Red Robins Are All Gone&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 01:24:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dating Tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating skills]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just noticed that I don&#8217;t see the Red Robins hunting for worms on the back lawn anymore&#8230; But they have been replaced by tiny, colored birds. (Not hummingbirds though). In fact, as I was reading a good fiction book yesterday afternoon&#8230; a tiny yellow bird flew over and perched over the edge of my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Should Guys Compliment Women on their Shoes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 14:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Penelope Cruz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I was having a discussion with a good friend of mine&#8230; she said that &#8220;Guys should always compliment women on their shoes&#8230; you can&#8217;t go wrong!&#8221; I told her&#8230; &#8220;Gee, I don&#8217;t know about that one&#8230; I believe that most of the shoes that women wear are impractical because they are uncomfortable and probably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lousy Economy Equals Smaller Boobs</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:29:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>John Garret</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like boobs&#8230; I cannot lie. But sometimes&#8230; SOMETIMES&#8230; people go overboard&#8230; WAY overboard! And then I read this story that because of our lousy economy&#8230; women are downsizing their breasts (and listen up guys&#8230; this is the PC way to describe a particular part of a woman&#8217;s body). However, I am an unrepentant degenerate [...]]]></description>
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